A clearly inebriated woman, stark

A clearly inebriated woman, stark , jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid on the back seat.

The cab driver, an old gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.

He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a  woman before?”

The old driver answered,“Let me tell you sumsing, lady. I vasn’t staring at you like you  dat vould not be proper.”

The woman giggled and responded, “Well, if you’re not staring at my  or my  sweetie, what are you doing then?”

He paused a moment, then told her,“Vell….. M’am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself,  in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?”