A couple of guys from West are

A couple of guys from West are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground.

He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, “Bubba is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm voice says, “Just take it easy

I can help

First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”.

Silence

Then a shot is heard

The guy’s voice comes back on the line.

He says, “OK, now what?”