A British soldier returns

A British soldier returns from war after 4 years against the Germans.

His faithful wife, longing for  all these years, dresses up in her sheerest , hoping to her returning husband.

She waits by the door as her husband enters and her gently slips off her body and she stands there.

“Darling, look what the wind blew away”, she says seductively.

The husband, looking sad and dejected, drops his pants, and says “Sweetheart, look what the Germans blew away.”