A man walks by a 5 star restaurant

A man walks by a 5 star restaurant and sees a sign on the window that says “piano player wanted”

He asks to speak to the manager, who he then tells he’d like to apply for the job.

The manager brings him over to the piano to see what he’s got.

The man plays the most beautiful piece the manager has ever heard.

He pulls out his handkerchief to wipe away a few tears.

Deeply moved, the manager asks him what the name of the piece is.

The man says “Well it’s an original work of my own composition. I call it the I your sister in the  and came all over her bosom in minor.”

Slightly taken aback, the manager says, “Oh. Do you know any other songs?”

The man plays another one even more beautiful than the first.

The manager excuses himself to step outside and collect himself.

When he comes back, he asks for the name.

The man tells him it’s another original he calls “How the hell did I get dog shit all over my nuts blues.”

“Look.” The manager says, “I’m going to hire you because quite frankly, you’re the best piano player I’ve ever heard.

On one condition though; never tell the patrons the names of the songs you’re playing.”

The man agrees, they shake hands, and he starts that very night.

He’s killing it on the stage while the customers are both enjoying their dinner and being moved to tears at his masterful playing.

At one point in his set, he has to go to the bathroom.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be taking a short intermission. Please enjoy your dinner and I will be right back.”

He goes into the bathroom and takes his.

In his rush to get back to the stage, he forgets to pull his pants up as he rushes out of the bathroom.

As he’s walking out the door, a guy is coming in and tells him “Hey. Do you know your pants are down and your manhood is hanging out?”