Funny Jokes
A mother and daughter talk
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says,
“Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues,
“ That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room . What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”