An Elderly Man Moved Into A Retirement

An elderly retired Marine Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium.

After he had been there for a week, he went to Confession and said, “Bless me Father for I have sinned.

Last week I was with seven different women.”

The priest replied, “Take seven lemons, squeeze them Into a glass and drink the juice without pausing.”

“Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?”

“No,” said the priest,“but it will wipe that crap-eatin’ grin off your face.”