Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows

Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.

Ethel said,

“You know, Mabel, I’ve been reading this Marriage’ book and all they talk about is ‘mutual.

‘Mutual  here and mutual there – that’s all they talk about.

Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have a mutual”.

Mabel thought for a long while.

Finally, she shook her head and said,

“No, I think we had State Farm.