The cranky pharmacist

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist! He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”

Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the pharmacist and demand an apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him, “Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it.

This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up.

I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I’ll be darned if I didn’t lock the house with both house and car keys inside.

I had to break a window to get my keys.”