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Three men were discussing

Three men were discussing ageing at the pub.

Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60- year-old.

“You always feel like you have to . And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!”

“Ah, that’s nothin’,” said the 70-year-old.

When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore.

You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!”

“Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”“Do you have trouble too?” asked the 60-year-old.

“No, not really. I  every morning at 6:00. I  like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.”

“Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?”

“No, I have one every morning at 6:30.”

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, “Let me get this straight. You every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30. So what’s so tough about being 80?”

“I don’t wake up until 7:00.”

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