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A woman marries the man of her

A woman marries the man of her dreams, but on their wedding night he will only consummate the marriage under the sheets with the lights off.

The woman thinks this is a bit strange, but she figures he’s just shy about his first time and doesn’t read too much into it.

Over the next 30 years, the couple builds a life together. They buy a house, get a dog, and have three amazing children, but the woman has just one problem.

Her husband will still only have  with her if they’re under the sheets with the lights off.

One night, the woman has had enough and decides to get to the bottom of things.

She hides a flashlight under her pillow, and just as things are heating up she throws back the sheets and shines the light at their bodies.

She is amazed to discover that her husband has an incredibly tiny , and is wearing a very realistic strap-on over it.

The woman feels betrayed and starts screaming at her husband, asking him how he could lie to her for 30 years and telling him she feels like a fool for believing him all this time.

When her husband finally gets a chance to speak, he responds:”I’ll explain the toy if you explain the kids.”

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