After returning couple from his trip in

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, wife, Luigi stopped in his New York neighbourhood barbershop to say hello to his friends.

Giovanni said, “Hey, Luigi, How was a  trip?”

Luigi said, “Everything was-a perfect except for  train a ride down.” What’a you mean, Luigi?” asked Giovanni.

“Well, we boarda train at Grand Centrals Station. My beautiful wife had packed a big a basket a food with Vino and cigars for a me, and a we were looking a “forward to  trip. All was OK until we gotta hungry and opened up a  launch basket.

“The conductor came by, wagged his a finger at us and a say, ‘No eat in dese’a car. Must’a use a dining car.’

“So, me and my beautiful’a woman we go to dining car, eat a big a lunch and begin to open  bottle of Vino!

“Conductor walk by me again, wag his a finger and say, ‘No drink’a in dese’a car. Must’a use’a club’a car’. So we go to club’a car.

“While’a drinking vino, I start to light’a my big’a cigar. The conductor, he wag’a his finger  and say, ‘No smoke’a in dese’a car. Must’a go to smoker car.’ So we go to  smoker car and I smoke’a my cigar.

“Later, my beautiful woman and I, we go to sleeper car and a go to bed. We just about to have’a and the conductor, he walk’a through car corridor shouting at top of his voice, ‘No.