This weekend and my wife was about

I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn’t find the rake. I yelled up to my wife, “Where’s the rake?”

She couldn’t hear me and she shouted back, “What?”

I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. Then my wife wasn’t sure and said, “What?”

I repeated the gestures: “EYE KNEE THE RAKE.”

My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left , then she points to her , and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one. Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, “What the hell was that?”

She replied, “EYE – LEFT  – BEHIND – THE BUSH.”