Relationship Jokes
Two Wives Chatting In The Office
TWO WIVES CHATTING IN THE OFFICE:
Wife 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Wife 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins and fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?
Wife 1: Oh mine was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner, we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there was no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that I didn’t have any money left for a taxi. We walked home, which took an hour and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house !!!!!!
MORAL: PRESENTATION DOES MATTER…NO MATTER WHAT THE REALITY IS !!!
Be creative with the reality of your situation.
“If you want to be happy with your husband, Love him more & Understand him more!
If you want to be happy with your wife, Love her More & try to Understand her!”
Happiness in our homes is the focus…