A man is sitting on a train

A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of the females thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

The blonde realises he is staring and enquires, “Are you looking at my privates?”

“Yes, I’m sorry” replies the man and promises to avert his eyes.

“It’s quite alright,” replies the woman, “It’s very talented, watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to you.”

Sure enough the privates blows him a kiss.

The man, who is getting really interested, enquires what else the wonder privates can do. “I can also make it wink,” says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the privates winks at him.

“Come and sit next to me,” suggests the woman, patting the seat. The man moves over and is asked,

“Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?”

Stunned, the man replies, “mating me! Can it whistle as well?”