These two guys meet after

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years. First guy asks the second guy, “How

have things been going?”

The second guy speaking very slowly, tells the first guy,

i was almost married”

The first guy says in amazement, “Hey, you’ve lost your stutter!”

The reply comes, yes i went to a doctor and he told me. that if i speak slowly i would not stutter”

The friend congratulates him and then asks about how he was almost married.

well  my fiancee and I were sitting on her  porch and

the dog was scraching his back so ”

i told her that when we are married.

she can do that  for me and then she threw the ring in my face”

Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?” asks the friend.

well speak so slowly that by the time looked at the dog  he was licking balls”