Funny Jokes
Johnny’s dad told Johnny to
Johnny’s dad told Johnny to take a shower.
“I’m scared, can I take a shower with you?” Johnny said.
“No, son, that would be weird,” his father replied.
“Please?” he cried.
“Okay, okay, but just don’t look down..”
Johnny, being the curious boy he was, looked down.
“Dad, what’s that?” he asked.
His dad gave him a weird face and said,
A couple of days later Johnny’s mom wanted him to take a shower.
“Please, can I take a shower with you? I’m scared..”
“Okay,” his mom said, “but just don’t look up or down.
Obviously, Johnny was curious again, so he looked down..
“Mommy, what’s that?” he asked.
Johnny proceeded to look up. “What are those?
That night, Johnny was having a nightmare so he went into his parents’ room.
“Mommy, daddy, I had a nightmare, can I sleep with you?”
His mom said, “sure, but just don’t pay any attention and keep your eyes closed.”
Johnny had another nightmare and woke up to a moaning sound, like a dying goat. He jumped and screamed: