An woman goes to a pet store

An  woman goes to a pet store after losing her husband.

She wants to get a pet to help with her loneliness and decides to buy a parrot.

When she gets the parrot home she tries talking to it.

“So, how do you like your new home?” She asks. you, ” responds the parrot.

The woman is disgusted by the parrots demeanor, being a good Christian woman.

After the parrot makes it clear that he will not change his ways, she takes it back to the pet store.

The clerk tells her to come back in a week. He will retrain the parrot and she can take him back home.

So she goes back a week later to find the parrot sitting on its perch with a piece of string tied to each leg.

“Have a look at this?” says the shopkeeper. “Go ahead and pull one of the strings”

She pulls one of the strings and the bird says “good afternoon madam.”

“That’s amazing!” She says.She pulls the other string. “Lovely weather today.” Says the bird.

“Incredible!” She says.“What happens if I pull both strings at the same time?”

To which the parrot replies“I’d fall on.