Jeff and paul walks into bar

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong.

“Well,” replies Paul, “You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an weenie every time I saw her?”

“Yes,” replies Jeff with a laugh.

“Well,” says Paul, straightening up, “I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”

“That’s great!” says Jeff, “When are you going out?”

“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Paul, “but I was worried I’d get an weenie again. So I got some  tape and taped “it” to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn’t show”.

“Sensible” says Jeff.

“So I get to her door,” says Paul, “and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the  , dress you ever saw.”

“And what happened then?”

“I kicked her in the face.”