A pet store and sees a parrot sitting

A fellow is browsing in a pet store, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch: It doesn’t have any feet or legs.

The guy says aloud. “Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?”

The parrot says. “I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot. “Holy cow.” The guy replies. “You actually understood and answered me!”

“I got every word.” Says The the parrot. “I happen to be a highly intelligent, and thoroughly educated bird.

“Oh yeah?” The guy asks. “Then answer this, how do you hang onto your perch, without any feet?”

“Well.” The parrot says. “This is very embarrassing, but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar, like a little hook. You can’t see it, because of my feathers.”

“Wow.” Says the guy. You really can understand, and can speak English, can’t you?”

“Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic, politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I’m especially good at ornithology.

You really ought to buy me, I’d be a great companion.”The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag.

“Sorry, but I just can’t afford that.”  says the parrot, ‘I’m defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me, cause I don’t have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer!”

The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational!

He has a great sense of humour, he’s interesting, he’s a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he’s insightful. The guy is delighted.

One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes.