An atheist dies and goes to hell

An atheist dies and goes to hell and notices he’s in a lush park with butterflies, his physical body has transformed back into its prime, and he’s then greeted by Satan who says “sup home?

Welcome to hell. Let me show you around, you’re gonna love it here mate.”

Satan points to a nice house and says “what do you think of this house?”

The atheist replies “It’s beautiful, I could never afford anything like that in my life.”

Satan gave him a key ring and said “well it’s yours now.

Free utilities, Netflix, Hulu, and there’s a PS5, Nintendo Switch, all your favourite John Hughes films, you name it! It’s all yours now, I like my residents to because.

The atheist thanked Satan. Satan replied “your welcome. But before you get settled, I got more to show you.

Follow me!” They walk further along the park. The sun is shining bright and there’s a nice fragrance in the air.

Then Satan points to a parking garage and says “click the button on your key ring.”

The atheist clicks it and notices a particular car flashing its lights.

He says, “is that a silver Tesla?”

Satan replied “I heard its your dream car, right? I just think that everyone deserves a reliable way of transportation.

I don’t want anyone panting to get around in hell. That Tesla is all yours.”

The atheist thanked him. He and Satan continue walking through the park and things still seem amicable.

There are critters playing and flowers blooming.

Then a beautiful woman rushed up to the two and says “what’s up Satan…heyyyy, aren’t you a handsome looking fellow”.

Satan said, “everyone deserves the partner of their dreams so…”