Relationship Jokes
Burglar breaks into a house
Burglar breaks into a house
Burglar breaks in. Immediately hears a voice say “Jesus sees you”.
He looks around to figure out who was talking to him.
Frustrated he yells ” Who is it? Who are you?”
“I am moses”, answers someone. Spotting the source of the voice, he finds Moses, a parrot.
Burglar angrily asks “Which idiot named a parrot Moses?”
Parrot answers “Same idiot who named the rottweiler Jesus, RIP”.