Husband and wife had a bitter

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever.'”

“Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, “Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.'”