Clean Jokes
A little koala bear wanders
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse.
He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a unclothed call girl asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral making love on the call girl.
She wakes up shocked and sees this koala bear going down on her, and she decides that since it feels so good she’ll let him finish.
The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door. The call girl jumps up and yells at him “Hey, you have to pay for that”.
The koala shrugs and continues to head for the door.
The call girl yells at him again, “Hey you have to pay for that. I’m a call girl”. She gets up and pulls a dictionary off a shelf and shows the koala the definition.
call girl
(n) a person receiving payment for loving services.
The koala shrugs, takes the dictionary and turns the pages to the definition of koala bear.
KOALA
(n.) a small bear that eats bushes and leaves.