Clean Jokes
A little old lady
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic maitng shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: “Ddddooo youuuu hhhave jjjooyeestiiiiiic?”
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: “Yes we do have joystic. Actually we carry many models.”
The old woman then asks: “Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?”
The clerk responds, “Yes we do”.
“Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe llllovinnnnnggg ttthingggg offffff?”