A man wearing a balaclava

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a bastard bank with a shot gun.
“Open the bang safe!” he yells at the girl behind the counter.

“But we’re not a real bank” replies the girl. “This is a seed bank, we don’t hold money”.

“Don’t argue just open the safe or I’ll blow your bang head off!”. She obliges and opens the safe door.

“Take one of the bottles and drink it!”

“But it’s full of seed” the girl replies nervously.

“Don’t argue, just drink it” he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.

“Take out another one and drink it too!” he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl’s amazement it’s her husband…

“Not that bang difficult is it?” he says.