Clean Jokes
A marathon mating session
A doctor had just finished a marathon mating session with one of his patients.
He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn’t really ethical to bang one of his patients.
However, a little voice in his head said “Lots of other doctors have mating with their patients so its not like you’re the first…”
This made the doctor feel a little bit better until still another voice in his head said, “… but they probably weren’t veterinarians”