Zombies attack Washington D.C.
They terrorize all the tourists at the mall
They pile into the Capital building and rip the congress and senate a new one – literally
Finally, the zombie hoard arrives at the White House…
All that’s left are two security guards outside the Oval office…
One leans in to the other and says, “We’ve got the get out of here!”
The other one says, “NO. We must protect the president!”
“He’s safe. They only eat brains”
