Funny Jokes
A chicken farmer went to a local
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says,
“How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too! “
“What a coincidence,” he said,
“This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating!” says the woman.
“What a coincidence,” says the man.
As they clinked glasses he asked,
“What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I’m pregnant!”
“What a coincidence,” says the man.
“I’m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally laying fertilized eggs.”
She smiled and said, “What a coincidence!”