A cop stops a Harley for travelling faster

A cop stops a Harley for travelling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the elderly biker his name.

‘Friend,’ he replies. ‘Friend what?’ the officer asks. ‘ Just Friend,’ the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket.

The officer then presses him for the last name. The old man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.

‘Tell me, Friend, how did you lose your last name?’ The elderly biker replies, ‘It’s a long story, so stay with me.’

“I was born Friend Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Friend Johnson.

“After a while, I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Friend Johnson.

“Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me , so now I was Friend Johnson.

Well, the  found out about the , so they took away my .. Then I was Friend Johnson.

Then the  found out about the  taking away my because of the , so they took away my  leaving me as Friend Johnson with .

Then the  took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Friend. The officer walked away in tears, laughing.