Funny Jokes
A guy steps into an elevator
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her fronts.
He says, “Oh, I’m so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your fronts, I hope you’ll be able to forgive me.”
She looks at him a few seconds and says, “That’s all right. If your tool is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 307.”