A koala is sitting in a tree

A koala is sitting in a tree smoking.

A lizard comes walking by, smells the weed, looks up and says “hey man, can I hit that?”

Koala says “hell yeah man come on up and get you some Lizard runs up the tree and they start smoking together.

The weed is incredible and before long the effects are taking hold.

The lizard, having cottonmouth says to the koala “man I really need something to drink”

Koala says “head on down the road a bit and you’ll get to a river, get you a drink and come back”

Lizard scurries down the tree, heads down the road, gets to the river and starts drinking his fill.

He’s so stoned, though, that he loses balance and falls into the water.

A passing crocodile sees the lizard, scoops him up and puts him back on the shore.

The croc says “dude you look stoned as , you good?”

Lizard says “yeah man down the road the koala has some of the best weed I’ve ever come across.

Go up there and see if he’ll let you hit,

Croc starts heading up the road and soon he’s at the base of the tree.