A woman sat on the roof of her house

A man in a small motor boat pulled up and said, “Come on! We’ve got to go!” She replied, “No thank you. I’m waiting on the Lord to save me.”

Not long after that, a helicopter hovered overhead and a rescue worker repelled down to try and save her.

She said, “No thank you. I’m waiting on the Lord to save me.”

Eventually, the floodwaters rose above her home and she drowned. While standing at the Pearly Gates she saw the Lord and said to him “Oh Lord, why didn’t you save me?”

The Lord replied, “I sent you a boat, I sent you a helicopter, what in the hell do you want?!”