All the good knights were leaving

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.

One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world

It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her

Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusades.”

The company of knights were only a kilometer or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching.

Thinking it might be an important message from the town, the knights halted.

A horseman approached It was the knight’s best friend

He yelled, “Hey, you gave me the wrong key!”