Little Johnny Watched His Daddy’s Car

Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.

Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his Mother.

‘ Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.

At this point, Mummy cut him off and said,

‘Johnny, this is such an interesting story, let’s save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.’

At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story.

Johnny started his story,

‘I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look  and then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs.

Mummy fainted!

Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!