Funny Jokes
Men are in the locker room of a golf club
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man picks up with the speakerphone on and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops talking:
MAN: “Hello?” WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.” WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?” WOMAN: “$50,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh and one more thing. I was just talking to Kate and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000 for it.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! so much!” MAN: “Bye! .”
The man hangs up.The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks.“Anyone knows whose phone this is?”