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The lion wakes up in the jungle and finds

One Day the lion wakes up in the jungle and finds that a tool is missing, he goes to an elephant and asks, “Have you seen my tool?”

Elephant replies: “What does it look like?” Lion: “Well it’s got four points on it.”

Elephant: “Sorry, I haven’t seen it, try mouse.” So the Lion goes to the mouse and asks “Have you seen my tool?”

Mouse: “What does it look like?” Lion: “Well it’s got four points on it.”

Mouse: “Sorry mate, I’ve not seen it, try croc.” So the lion proceeds to the crocodile and asks “Have you seen my tool?”

Croc: “What does it look like?” Lion: “Well it’s got four points on it.”

Croc: “Sorry I’ve not seen it, try Jaguar.” So the lion goes to Jaguar and asks “Have you seen my tool?”

Jaguar: “Of course, I ate it.” Lion: “Why did you do that?”

Jaguar: “Well I’m a four point tool eater Jaguar.”

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