Funny Jokes
The shy guy who called an
Did you hear about the shy guy who called an call girl service?
Well, a beautiful woman knocked on his hotel door and he let her in. He tells the lady, “I must tell you ma’am that I’m hung like a baby.”
Instantly she likes the poor guy and says, “now don’t you worry.
When I’m done with you, you’re gonna feel like a man.
Now you just go and get undressed and crawl into bed there and I’m going to freshen up in the restroom but I’ll be right out, ok?”
Well, he shrugs his shoulders and did as she asked.
A few minutes later the door to the bathroom opens and there stands this incredible, stunning woman.
She goes over to the bed and crawls in and isn’t there for but just a few seconds when she screams, throws back the covers and looks at the guys,
“I thought you said you were hung like a baby?” She asked…
He answered, “I am! 8 lbs. 21 inches!”