Two friends were playing golf

Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar.

He didn’t have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. “I sure do,” he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.

“Wow!” said his friend, “Where did you get that monster lighter?”

“I got it from my genie.”

“You have a genie?”

“Yes, right here in my golf bag.”

“Could I see him?”

He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie.

The friend asks the genie, “Since, I’m a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?”

“Yes I will” the genie replies.

The friend asks the genie for a million bucks.

The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there, waiting for his million bucks.

Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.

The friend tells his golfing partner, “I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!”

He answers,”I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?”