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One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus is […]
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A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar […]
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Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog out […]
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that […]
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The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. “How […]
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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb […]
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked […]
A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approached her […]
Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband’s insistence that they always have making love in […]
One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man […]
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and […]
An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he […]