Relationship Jokes
A man & his son were walking
A man & his son were walking together one day and stumbled across 2 dogs having.
“Why is that dog hurting the other one?” asked the boy.
“He’s not hurting her,” said the dad “they’re making a puppy.”
A couple of nights later the boy walks in on his dad & mom making love and asks “Daddy why are you hurting mommy?”
“I’m not hurting mommy ” said the dad, “We’re making you a baby brother.
“Excitedly the boy screamed “Flip her over, I’d rather have a puppy.