Relationship Jokes
A woman is walking her dog
A woman is walking her dog along the pier
When suddenly the dog slips and falls in to the rough sea below.
Distraught, she begins to scream for help as the waves drag the dog deeper and deeper.
Out of nowhere a German man dives in, brings it ashore, resuscitates it and the dog gets up as if nothing has happened.
The woman, who is incredibly thankful to the man says “Thank you so so much, you’ve saved my dogs life, are you a vet??” to which the German man replies “VET??? I’M SOAKING”