Relationship Jokes
A young couple before and after marriage
A young couple before and after marriage BEFORE MARRIAGE:
Man – Oh yes, i can’t wait!
Woman – Will you ever leave me?
Man – No, don’t even think about it.
Woman – Do you love me?
Man – Of course.
Woman – Have you ever cheated on me?
Man – No! How could you think that i would do something like that?
Woman – Will you kiss me?
Man – Every time i get the chance.
Woman – Will you beat me?
Man – Are you insane, i ‘m not that type of a person…
Woman – Can i trust you?
Man – Yes. Woman – Oh dear…
AFTER MARRIAGE: Just read “BEFORE MARRIAGE” from the bottom to the top.