Mrs Murphy And Mrs Cohen

Mrs Murphy and Mrs Cohen had been longtime close friends.

But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion.

It was not long before Mrs Murphy felt very lonesome for Mrs Cohen,
so one day she asked to be driven to the Jewish Home to visit her old friend.

When she arrived she was greeted with open arms, hugs.
Mrs Murphy said,
“Don’t be holdin’ back, Mrs Cohen, how do you like it here?”

Mrs Cohen went on and on about the wonderful food, the facility, and the caretakers.

Then, with a twinkle in her eye, she said,
“But the best thing is that I now have a boyfriend.”

Mrs. Murphy said, “Now isn’t that wonderful! Tell me all about it.”

Mrs. Cohen said,
“After lunch, we go up to my room and sit on the edge of the bed. on the bottom, and then we sing  songs.”

Mrs. Murphy said,
“For sure it’s a blessing. I’m so glad for you Mrs. Cohen. Mrs. Cohen said, “
And how is it with you, Mrs. Murphy?”

Mrs. Murphy said it was also wonderful at her new facility and that she also had a boyfriend.
Mrs. Cohen said, “Good for you! So what do you do?”

Mrs. Murphy says,
“We also go up to my room after lunch and sit on the edge of the bed.

Mrs. Cohen said,
“Yes? And then….?”
Mrs. Murphy said…
“Well, since we don’t know .