Sir, I understand you admit

“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,” the judge said.

“Yes, Your Honor,” the suspect replied.

“What did you steal?” the judge asked.

“I stole a dress, Your Honor,” replied the suspect.

“One dress?” the judge bellowed. “But you have admitted to breaking in four times!”

“Yes, Your Honor,” sighed the suspect, “but the first three times my wife didn’t like the color!”