With their 30th wedding anniversary

With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion.

“Would you like to have a new mink coat?” Ron asks.

“No, not really,” Sylvia responds.

“Well, how about a new Porche?” asks Ron.

“No, thanks,” Sylvia replies.

“What about a new vacation home in the country?” Ron suggests.

“No,” says Sylvia.

“Well, what would you like for your anniversary?” Ron asks.

“I’d like a divorce, Ron,” answers Sylvia.

“Sorry, honey, I wasn’t planning on spending that much,” replies Ron.