A parrot developed the bad habit of the farmer’s hens, making them quit laying. The […]
A lawyer runs a stop sign in Dublin and, quite rightly, gets pulled over by […]
An 85-year-old lady is waiting for her husband at the bar in Harpoon Harry’s. Suddenly, […]
A teacher was helping her students with a math problem. She recited the following story: […]
The teacher addresses a student and asks: “How many kidneys do we have?” “Four!”, The […]
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places […]
One day an old lady won the lottery and bought a mansion. She would wake […]
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead […]
A husband and wife were going through a rocky phase and were giving each other […]
When the teacher entered the class little Jonny slowly said: “Sir excuse me; your zipper […]
A man in the bar offers to bet anyone $100 that his dog can talk. […]
Paddy and Mick, two elderly friends were having a few beers at the bar together […]
Little Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How […]
A farmer’s only donkey ran away in the forest. He packed up a few days […]
A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see how many of the city […]
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park […]
Little Johny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved […]
An couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar. As they are sitting […]
Little Johnny was playing with his favourite car out front of his house when he […]
Two couples are having their wedding reception in the same hotel, and the two grooms […]